We all love a good Neville Neville or something ridiculous like Moon Unit so why not have a dose of these bad boys:
5 – Misty Hyman:
Former American swimmer that had a bloody hard time breaking her way on to the US team.
4 – Karen Cockburn:
A Canadian gymnast whose name has a long-lasting effect on you.
3 – Dick Pole:
His position was a pitcher; he was destined for a name like that.
2 – Ron Tugnutt:
A ballsy kind of player.
1 – Rusty Kuntz:
No funny quip needed.
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Enough about that. I love these:
Hot 20-something ex Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader plus a 17-year-old student mixed with a plethora of sexual advances= dream scenario being taken advantage of. Apparently.
Former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader and Kentucky high school teacher Sarah Jones pleaded guilty to reduced sexual misconduct charges related to the 27-year-old’s sexual relationship with a former student.
Today, Jones, not for the first time it would appear, opened up on the relationship:
“I began a romantic relationship while he was a student and I was in a position of authority,” Jones said in court (via the Associated Press).
To add more spice to the story in 2009, Jones sued TheDirty.com founder Nik Richie for posting a picture of Jones that claimed she had contracted a sexually transmitted disease and was having sex with Bengals players. She was rewarded an $11 million default judgement for defamation.
Each time I hear of a case of a teacher ”taking advantage” of their position of power by initiating a sexual relationship with a student I immediately think of this piece of dialogue from South Park which pretty much sums up the whole issue perfectly:
Kyle: It’s the kindergarten teacher, Ms. Stephenson.
Police Sergeant: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Policeman #1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Policeman #1: Nice.
Police Sergeant: Nice.
Kyle: What? No, you don’t understand…
Policeman #1: You sure they’ve had sex?
Kyle: Yeah!
Policeman #2: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: I think so.
Policeman #2: Nice.
Policeman #1: Nice!
Policeman #2: [whispers] Nicccce.
Police Sergeant: So, wait. What’s the crime?
Policeman #1: The crime is she isn’t doing it with me.
[cops laugh]
Kyle: Hey! He’s totally underage. She’s taking advantage of him!
Police Sergeant: You’re right. We’re sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down and
[pauses]
Police Sergeant: give him his “Luckiest Boy in America” medal right away.
[cops laugh heartily]
Kids say the funniest things and adults do their best to impersonate them saying the funniest things. Luckily I’m not concerned with the authenticity of these pictures or whether or not a kid or a genuinely challenged adult wrote them as they make me laugh.
Hopefully they do the same for you:
You’ve got to applaud the ingenuity of a pranker. It’s a skill in itself and something that we need to see more of.
The last great prank I saw was the blindfolded half-time basketball shot that one friend set up on another. While this one isn’t as elaborate or as hard-hitting in its climax it’s still good to watch the crowd’s reaction.
The rock bottom of it is that a group of friends decide to bury a treasure chest filled with chocolate gold on beach during the night and then conduct a dig during the day, while capturing the hysteria of the wide-eyed onlookers.
It all takes place on the sands of Venice Beach in California. Not the type of place you’re likely to find a Long John Silver type treasure haul but its good jest no doubt.
His time at Liverpool was as adventurous as Paul Konchesky’s and upon his departure from the Merseyside club, prompted Jeff Stelling to come out with this brilliant line when asked why Phil Thompson was absent from the Gillette Soccer Saturday panel:
If you wondered where Phil Thompson is today, he’s currently driving Andriy Voronin to Dynamo Moscow
Voronin is just truly awful. You’ve got to wonder how someone who is so devoid of talent can find consistent employment. If you ever questioned his genius for entertainment of the hilarious kind you never will again after watching the above video.
In the Ukraine’s 4-0 win over Estonia on Monday night, Voronin actually got on the score-sheet but then went and undid all his good work by adding more fire to the flame of what’s left of his career with this miss.
Ronny Rosenthal has a new companion in the pantheon of shocking misses. Take a bow Andriy.
I hope there weren’t too many bookmakers offering odds on this game because a certain child would have put the proverbial spanner in the works for any punters who fancied a flutter.
Vadim Evseev was ending his career in the Belarusian Premier League with a testimonial match and he was given more than just a standing ovation when substituted and replaced by the five year-old in question.
Alan Hansen famously said you won’t win anything with kids but he’s obviously never seen the young Hrisan Dzheus in action.
It may have been a total fix but it’s still good entertainment. I thought for a second it was Wolverhampton Wanderers’ back-line because of their comedic defending but then I realised they’re worse than this.
Adam Richman step aside, Man vs Goose is now more entertaining than watching you take years off your life with each diabolical food challenge.
This video is classic though. I know Brad Pitt’s character in Oceans Eleven says he only feels suicidal in the morning so if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps today, you’ve come to the right place.
The aggro goose, who’s already forced one woman into a satchel bag submission focuses her sights on an unsuspecting newspaper wielding passer-by.
The whole debacle is hilarious but it’s the Usain Bolt impression sprint at one minute of the video that cracks me up every-time.
Top Gun will never be the same again.
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