I hope there weren’t too many bookmakers offering odds on this game because a certain child would have put the proverbial spanner in the works for any punters who fancied a flutter.

Vadim Evseev was ending his career in the Belarusian Premier League with a testimonial match and he was given more than just a standing ovation when substituted and replaced by the five year-old in question.

Alan Hansen famously said you won’t win anything with kids but he’s obviously never seen the young Hrisan Dzheus in action.

It may have been a total fix but it’s still good entertainment. I thought for a second it was Wolverhampton Wanderers’ back-line because of their comedic defending but then I realised they’re worse than this.