Adam Richman step aside, Man vs Goose is now more entertaining than watching you take years off your life with each diabolical food challenge.

This video is classic though. I know Brad Pitt’s character in Oceans Eleven says he only feels suicidal in the morning so if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps today, you’ve come to the right place.

The aggro goose, who’s already forced one woman into a satchel bag submission focuses her sights on an unsuspecting newspaper wielding passer-by.

The whole debacle is hilarious but it’s the Usain Bolt impression sprint at one minute of the video that cracks me up every-time.

Top Gun will never be the same again.