Who says Davis Beckham hasn’t still got it? And by ”it”, I don’t mean to ability to successfully conduct a marital affair with his kids’ child-minder, get away scot-free, keep his marriage intact and still be adored by the nation.

What I mean is that Becks still has the ability to put it right where he wants it. Don’t confuse this with the above part. I’m talking about a football here.

He struck  a beauty of a goal against the Portland Timbers, which ironically sees Goldenballs hitting a silver ball. The man still has the technique and the skill, regardless of him earning a living playing in the MLS.

He was quoted after the game as saying ”I haven’t done that for years”. It’s statements like that which will get him in trouble with Posh Spice.