In case you had planned to take part in the #wankout2012 I’m afraid to say that Rick Santorum has ruined all the fun by dropping out of his Presidential campaign. The insensitivity of some folk!

That’s not to say that most people will be giving up any scheduled self-satisfaction cum the first of May, but it just means that you wont have an official excuse should your beloved other half burst in the door and catch you.

”What the hell are you doing!!!”

”Hashtag wankout2012”

”But they cancelled that”

”Shit”

Better get planning some other plausible justification.