You can take your Deal Or No Deal, Weakest Link, Million Pound Drop or any other show and it will never be as good as the Crystal Maze.

Not only did the show provide us with the iconic Richard O’ Brien, who kept both us and Mummsy entertained with his theatrical musings and excellent harmonica playing, but it gave us idiots like the guy in the video too.

Never have the letter and number combination of U3, been so hard to understand. This is a fail before the phrase was ever coined.

If you want to know more about the protagonist of this adventure, I’m sure his name has probably been linked with a Darwin Award somewhere along the line.